Point of sale... stocking filler... impulse buy... that extra little gift...

Cheap, cheeky and cheerful

The ideal Valentine’s Day present

Millions of single people use Lonelyhearts to find a partner

A little book for the downstairs loo

ON THE MARKET!
ESTATE AGENT, 24, SEEKS GIRL NEXT DOOR
(IDEALLY WITH SOUTH FACING GARDEN)

A witty and indispensable guide intended to assist you on your path to true love...

With sections on:
Men Seeking Women
Women Seeking Men
Men Seeking Men
Women Seeking Women
And then there’s the Casual Encounters...

SHORT MAN SEEKS DWARF TO TALK DOWN TO.
NO TROLLS.

Everything you need to know about blogging, snogging and dogging...
Includes the 10 golden rules of dating etiquette...

EYE CONTACT IS EVERYTHING
(UNLESS YOUR DATE IS BLIND)

Plus handy tips on composing the perfect Lonelyheart...

CURVY = FAT
CUDDLY = REALLY FAT
CURVACEOUS = FAT AND POSH

We all know love can be cruel... But it’s better than being single.

See also:
The Little Book of Lonelyhearts Trade Counterpack
12 Copies for the price of 11

More information >>

release date:	February 2008
price:	£2.99
ISBN13:	9781842432747
binding:	paperback
format:	85 X 105mm
extent:	96
images:
rights:
BIC code:	WH

AUTHOR DETAILS Paul Matthew Thompson once penned poisonous barbs and withering putdowns for Anne Robinson. He survived, and has since gone on to write regularly for TV and radio. Credits include The Weakest Link, Outtake TV, The Comedy Quiz, Dirty Rotten Cheaters and Never Mind the Full Stops.

CONTACT For a review copy, or for further information, please contact: Chris Burrows PR +44 (0)161 445 6635 email: chrisburrows2@virginmedia.com

Publisher: Oldcastle Books PO Box 394 Harpenden Herts AL5 1XJ Tel/Fax: +44 (0)1582 766348

UK Distribution: Turnaround 3 Olympia Trading Estate Coburg Rd London N22 6TZ Tel: +44 (0)208 829 3000 Fax: +44 (0)208 881 5088 www.turnaround-uk.com